Anti-Bush T-Shirts (w/Free Bushisms!)

Courtesy of Digg, here’s a listing of Anti-Bush T-Shirts from an online store called BCheap.  While the shirts themselves are rather entertaining, I find the quotes from Bubba Dubya to be even more so.  Here they are:

“Those who enter the country illegally violate the law.”
—Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” –to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

“In this job you’ve got a lot on your plate on a regular basis; you don’t have much time to sit around and wander, lonely, in the Oval Office, kind of asking different portraits, ‘How do you think my standing will be?’ “—Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

“It’s in our country’s interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm’s way.”—Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

“It’s important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It’s not only life of babies, but it’s life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.”
— Arlington Heights, IL, Oct. 24, 2000

“I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, DC, is close to California.”
— As quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000

“My administration has a job to do. We will rid the world of evildoers.”
— Preparing for a Batman-like role. Washington, D.C., Sept. 16, 2001

… and my favorite (it wasn’t an easy choice):

“You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror.” — interview with CBS News’ Katie Couric, Sept. 6, 2006

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