A Guy Walks into a Bar…

These jokes are always entertaining, often because of their simplicity.  Here’s a list of classic jokes at The Anatomy of Humor 6: “A guy walks into a bar…”  A few of my favorites:

An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”

A penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Has my father been in here?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?”

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “That’ll be $10. You know, we don’t get many kangaroos coming in here.” The kangaroo says, “At $10 a beer, it’s not hard to understand.”

A baby seal walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” asks the bartender. “Anything but a Canadian Club,” replies the seal.

A polar bear, a giraffe and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

Good stuff, indeed!

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