OK, I might as well be trying to sell you snake oil or the rights to the Brooklyn Bridge. But recently I ran across a well-made Idea Generator. It harnesses the power of the English language to create combinations of nouns and verbs. The instructions are quite simple: Click on the button in the center of the utility. Here are some sample results:
mobile concrete exercise machine
eco-friendly glitter restaurant
funny concrete sex toy
mobile collapsible food
Of course, these ideas are taken, so stay away! By the way, is anyone interested in purchasing some quality swampland in Florida?