The characteristics of advertisements may vary slightly, but honesty is rarely a component. That’s why I was particularly happy to find some Ads for the Dummer line of automobiles. Here’s one of the ads (visit the site for legible text):
These vehicles really appeal to the sensibilities of the modern American consumer. They’re Texas-sized, with the intelligence level to match. Isn’t it time you upgraded your two-year old clunker for something like this?